Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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