I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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