When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
My dick has a subreddit
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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