so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Randomize
