And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
