she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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