That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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