Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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