my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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