im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I lost the right to judge tonight
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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