I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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