I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
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