Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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