At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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