He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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