So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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