you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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