I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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