Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize