Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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