The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Small penises have feelings too.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
