Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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