Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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