carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
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