You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
