Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
So squirting runs in the family.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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