I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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