I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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