im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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