I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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