i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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