Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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