i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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