why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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