My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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