I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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