would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
handjob tips. give me some.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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