I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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