K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
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