you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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