I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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