I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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