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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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