Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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