next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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