You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Randomize
