2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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