just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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