It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
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