found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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