I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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