why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
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