Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
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